Google plus: meh

2011.07.17

You’ll see a lot of talk about a second tech bubble a lot these days, and understandably so. We’re so prone to swooning over big moves on Internet, especially when it’s from one of the top players.

Remember Google Wave? I barely do – never really followed it, just recall the month or so of anticipatory hype. Then nothing. But if you look back at some of the press it got during it’s time, you’d think it was going to change everything. Of course it ended up not lasting long enough to really educate most folks on what it was supposed to be.

I’m not going to say Google+ is Google Wave redux, but the hype factor is quite similar, so I’ll choose to discount it’s coverage as an indicator of future success. Let’s remember, it’s Google. They could release a new web service centered around colon health, and it’d have 50 million users in it’s first week. I’m not surprised “Google’s take on Facebook” gets 10 million users it’s first week, especially when wrapped by a super-secret-limited-share release that only amps the interest.

Looking at the service itself and the environment it enters, it’s looking to take away from Facebook’s 750 million users. Facebook was clever how it found and fit a niche: making the act of sharing personal information fun, and reaping massive profits from it’s surrounding targeted advertising network. Of course, this is a sore spot for Google – that’s their racket too, only Google doesn’t make it as fun, and they’re a whole lot sneakier about it.

So why will an exodus of Facebook’s 750 million flock to Google+?

Privacy Concern: I would really hope not. Comparing Facebook and Google on respect for user privacy is like comparing which handgun is safest for toddlers. I read a guy claiming Google’s terms of use are friendlier than those of Zuckerberg, and maybe so. But come on. I almost prefer a Facebook’s brazen “I will exploit every life detail you share” policy versus the more discreet Google approach, which only your imagination can expand on.

Minimalist Design: OK, this one actually draws users, but probably not the droves you’d expect. Geek chic loves pretty interfaces, fewer buttons, smooth transitions, and everything that feels new. If geek chic were a cultural group, Apple would be their religion, and Google Chrome would be the window they view the world through. It’s a strong, vibrant base in the computer user market.

It’s also a minority. Apple computers makes up about 11% of the market, and Chrome users are around the same. Problem is, Facebook became Facebook because you could find anyone on it, not just the guys you knew at the Coffee Shop or in Art class. Which leads into…

Users: If you want to beat Facebook, you better start sprouting users (and I don’t mean Google users, but Google+ users – look at Google Buzz to understand the difference). Yes, Google is ubiquitous and yes, it stands to benefit from nagging every user with your little icon at the top of every authenticated Google product user experience. But if you don’t have high school friends and fantasy football league buddies waiting on the other end of that icon, it ends up just another forum to broadcast what you ate for breakfast and hope it sparks a conversation.

Features: This one I don’t buy too much either. Circles are nice, granted. Frankly creating a “work” circle effectively is all I needed to completely replace my LinkedIn account (some manner to separate my drunken ravings from my professional drunken ravings). But, I’d argue features are too subjective and more vulnerable to competition and one-ups manship. One could argue Bing has fresher features than Google’s standard search, but that ain’t helping them much on market share.

The bottom line as far as I’m concerned is Google+ will not replace Facebook, but if it’s successful in the next 3 months, could stand to compete. Maybe it’ll live as a “geek’s choice” social network, just as its incomplete browser product serves the same base. But if it ever plans to take over Facebook and succeed in world domination, it’s too late to just do Facebook “but better.” Facebook did it at the exact right time. Google will have to do something different. Something that doesn’t feel like a smart guy’s take on an online property that’s thrived over the last several years. They’ve got the mental horsepower and resources to do it.

Otherwise, Google will have to go back to what it’s sublime at: filling niches that no one has dominated yet with clever solutions and harvesting massive amounts of behavioral user data for its advertising empire.

Air of Agility

2011.05.26

You want to know the secret to staying healthy? Eat right, and exercise.

What, you need more? OK, eat fruits, avoid excess starches and fats, and do aerobic exercise 3 times a week for 30 minutes or more.

If we keep going further, we could get into a variety of prescriptive systems for achieving a balanced diet and exercise routine. Assuming you find a winner among the proposed systems and you have detailed advice on how to achieve an ideal eating and active routine, at best what you have is a blanket set of guidelines.

And truthfully, the guidelines will most times not be far from what’s common knowledge on the subjects of eating and exercise. People don’t hire personal trainers and pay for dietary meal plans because they haven’t figured that fast food and sedentary habits lead to double chins. They pay for these things because they need help with practicing within guidelines. They know and have likely tried to practice within commonly accepted guidelines, but for a number of reasons it’s usually difficult, and the status quo wins. Guidelines are often hard.

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Social Media: The Real Pull

2010.05.29

I find it amusing that in the last three years, Facebook has convinced people to divulge every piece of personal information – details like birthdays, spouse names and birth places, thing that we’re told not to share – in hopes of engaging in some fabulous social experiment with our high school friends. A few years into this great social experiment, and it’s finally got people concerned this faceless, multi-billion dollar corporation might be using their innocently volunteered blood types, child photos and family records for advertising purposes.

“When I listed my favorite Acapello groups, sports teams, bank routing and account numbers, the names of all my family members and how to build a dirty bomb from a home pregnancy test, I never though any of it would be used to target me with advertising! How sick!”

So Facebook now has to pump the breaks. Their head guy Mark Zuckerberg does a mea culpa and says they’ll make it easier to share less. But then, he expresses the Facebook anthem once again, that the core of this social media movement is people’s urge to share more info with the world, and that this core drive is what makes social media work, not secrecy.

This is quaint. I’m sure there’s a segment of the internet, fearless next-gener’s that don’t mind telling all their deepest to Google, Twitter and the wayback machine, but let’s be honest about what really makes Facebook work.

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8 Types of IT Workers

2007.11.23

I’m in the IT biz, and though I’m not the best programmer, I’m not the cream of the crop, I don’t make any headlines… in fact, I barely pass for adequate. But, I’m great at observing trends and personalities in the business.

Information Technology draws an odd group of folks – not just the Professor Frinks and Nick Burns’s of the crowd, but a lot of other personality types and skills you wouldn’t necessarily expect if you haven’t already shared an office with these people. Whether these folks have responded to your work ticket, answered your phone-in tech help questions in a nasally, condescending tone, removed the spyware from your work PC after months of internet shopping and games, or work directly with you on a daily basis, see if you can spot the personality types in the following list.

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Linux Snobs

2004.08.24

Excerpt from BBC. Don't sue; this is a satirical work. Honest.Every now and then, you’ll find someone who makes it a point to turn every computer conversation into a display of their prowess with a non-conventional OS such as Linux, and often branching off into how it’s superior in all ways to Windows. Now, I respect Linux and it’s users. I’d put my money in it over MS-anything anyday. But, it always seems that some people will use any opportunity to make a sarcastic quip on Microsoft (as if it’s breaking news that their stuff screws up a lot), or talk about spending their weekends configuring Linux boxes, or scoff at you when you open up an Internet Explorer window as if you’ve offend their standards… and it’s really freakin’ annoying.


Drawing conclusions

And so, what does this mean? Especially to anyone who doesn’t know what the hell Linux is? The “unconventionalist”, while forging a unique path, can be a really annoying person if you let them. For example, take people who subscribe to the whole “Organic food” thing, or people who have “refound” Jesus. Or, for example, take those folks who preach the merits of homeschooling their own children, or Fiona Apple’s 1997 MTV Music Award speech, or any liberal activist, or that one person who always compares everything American to the “much more advanced Europeans”. Valid points? Maybe. But their about as welcome as a weepy televangelist. If Columbus went around Spain scoffing to others, “*tsk*, you still think the world is flat? You are so lost…“, he’d have been hung, and we’d have some other explorer to name cities in Ohio and Georgia after. P.S., long story short, this isn’t just about those people who get their OS’s for free without pirating it (as most Windows users do). This is a gripe with any crusaders who unnecessarily drag you into a lecture every time they have the room to plant their soapbox down. NT or RedHat, it’s all about how you get your job done at the end of the day. I don’t preach to you about the merits of usability and uniform interfaces, so please don’t preach to me about stability and secure kernels. And, as Fiona Apple said so eloquently at the MTV music awards, “…go with yourselves.